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In My Coffee 3:420:00/3:42
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Puppydog Say 4:440:00/4:44
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Picture Perfect 5:410:00/5:41
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Stagger 6:370:00/6:37
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Like That 6:120:00/6:12
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Zenith 4:250:00/4:25
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White Bread 4:030:00/4:03
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Fate To Find 7:120:00/7:12
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Gentle 6:220:00/6:22
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October 4:480:00/4:48
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Temperature Drop 6:000:00/6:00
"Honourable Mention" (2002)
All songs written by Todd Guilmette.
In My Coffee contains interpolation and samples from "Magic Man"
Performed by Heart and Copyright 1976 Reprise Records.
All other songs and lyrics Copyright 2001/2002 by Todd Guilmette.
All rights reserved.
All instruments and vocals by Todd Guilmette.
Mixed and mastered at The Fox Den.
Thanks to the Burque Luv crew, Fear Studios and all my visitors and listeners.
Thanks also to Delphis.
Shout outs to Efesar, V0sh, Zamchowa, DJ Mello, DJ Chris Meadows,Alchemical Burn, Transcenden, Universal Beat Embassy, Inerex,Terrorstate, Diverje, Grandma's Techno Fist, Digital Epilepsy, Death Will Be Digital, Shoestring Cowboy, Novemdecillion, Perpetual Interference and Deep Smear.
In My Coffee
Jizz in my coffee Pissing in my tea
P.I.S.S.I.N.G.
I got shit on my head by two dykes in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
I be walking down the street I get no respect due
Laughing and snickering and cat-calls too
Skeleton whores addicted to No-Doz
Cracking jokes at me and making fun of my clothes
I get looked at and stared at from across the cafe
I don't get how they can talk about me all damn day
I got kicked in the nose by Nosaki Ishikawa
Last week I got my ass trampled by a Chihuahua
People on the court bounce balls off my head
Instead of candy in my stocking I get dead frogs instead
People say I look like a llama when I dance
And my wandering eye puts people in a trance
I got only one thing that gets me through life
I got another girl in my bed every night
Got a dick like an elephant it lights up the place
All the hoes say use a pillow to cover your face
Puppydog Say
Look at your puppydog furry ass puppydog sniffin nosin
Stick it in damn near anything he can find
Furry puppydog gets down and jumps around
Getting that damn hair all over you can never vacuum it up
Puppydog's always horny always ready
Aint no time he won't get down
Looks like a bitch smells like a bitch jump on it and hump
Puppydog always know when something aint quite alright
Hear something weird smell something weird well bark at it woof
Why don't you listen to what your puppydog say
Yeah but puppydog's very faithful can't be taken by no one else
He got a master just one master and don't
Ever listen to no one else
Puppydogs come in all different sizes shapes colors and breeds
There be always one thats guaranteed to be just what you need
Puppydogs got 4 emotions and thats all he ever is gonna need:
Happy, sad, woof at it and horny as fuck mount it!
But there aint no other animal i'd rather have thats true
and by my side
My puppydog tail waggin and walkin with pride
Puppydog's got no worries cuz puppydog's got one rule:
"When in doubt, piss on it!"
Picture Perfect
I draw a blank when I think of the future
I fade it in when I think of you
I color it with the possibilities and pen it in with something new
I shade it with uncertainty I darken it with age
A picture perfect with no shape and then I turn the page
I was the artist of the century I painted in bold and black
I brush unabashed with epic strokes overshadow those who lack
What I lost in subtlety I gained in ferocity
After all my life is too short to worry about things like tact
I was at the top of my form and popularity and I enjoyed it all
My pieces dwarfed even the most elegantly designed great hall
They came in droves to see the sight the exhibit always open all night
I never gave even once a thought to when or how I would fall
Then I saw the people's eyes drift and glaze over and by
Walk right by my works of art with no real reason why
Couldn't keep their attention not even honourable mention
I had lost whatever magic touch I had as hard as I tried
So I sat back and took a look at the shapes and lines I drew
Worked my mind in new directions and exercised in lieu
Canvas painted with new ink and who knows what they will all think
But at least it's not the old rerun this is something that is new
Like That
Get it on like that
Take it to me like this
Let me see you get done
Get into it like you should
I don't think you want me
Prove it that you want me
Take it to me like this
Get into it like you should
You gotta handle me like this
Lay it all out like that
Let me see you get nice
Get it on like that
Lets get down like that
Like they do it on TV
Lets fuck like that
Come on and do me like that
White Bread
Well I dreamed I could suck my own dick last night
Think I'm ego trippin' enough well ain't that right
Well excuse me while i grab this big motherfucking french bread
And slap some chicken cordon bleu upside your head
Wheres my fuckin' beret? Goddammit gimme that
I got a mountainous nose so I look real good in that hat
Yeah I'm rappin' and I'm white and I'm so fuckin' bright
Gotta look at me with shades caz I eclipse out the light
I'm a lame ass o-ero it's just my motherfuckin' luck
I'm whiter than Vanilla Ice well not that white but tell you what
I'm the white bread wonder with the thunder yeah alright
I think I ate way too much Iron Kids bread and Wheaties last night
Hey get over here goddammit step right out into the light
You look like a dog faced dog but your titties is alright
Yeah I would consider fuckin' if you chopped off your head
Come to think of it you'd look hella better if you was dead
Wheres mah fuckin' prozac or valium or paxil or some other shit
I knew my brain was missin' some sort of hit
Lemme pop some of these.. ah yeah all better
Hey how're you baby? You look real hip in that pink sweater.
Oh my GOD get the fuck outta here
Fate To Find
You gotta find a life to live in a friend to believe in
A fate to find a state of mind
Look after yourself all the time
Don't wait for someone to show you the signs
It's your life to live
It's not the life that you've been given
Caz no one gave you a single thing
It's all been done on your own
Start from ground zero -- The place where you were born
And work your way through the steps and fortune kept
The future is the time to be
Be remembered -- You're here to leave your mark
Not a scar upon the land but just to lend a hand
Never rest on what you've done
And never stop moving
Never lose track of the time
And let it slip away for another day
You have to take it while it's hot
Never let the world get the best of you
Never let your history attest to you
October
I don't understand summer people
I don't understand the way they smile
They wake up in the morning full of life
Waiting for the sun to rise
I'm an October boy
I always look forward to the shortening of the days
The leaves they turn and the people's faces fall
I can see the whole world slowing down for the autumn
And then the winter with so much peace
People always move slower in the darkening light
I look up at the grey sky I know it'll be alright
I'm an October boy
It's intertwined to my soul
It's when my senses cool and my vision gets cold
Awaiting the end of the long days of sun
I've always known that I would die in the autumn
I would make it through the summer
But the winter the winter is where I want to be
I don't mind the summer people
I admit they have the right to be here
I know about tolerance and people's equality
But I just can't stand their fucking company